MEET THE MAHAN CHUTIYA
Dot pro founder
Chief Chutiya Officer
Inspired by the audacious rule-breaking of Soham Parekh and Cluely.com’s "$15M for cheating" philosophy, Dot pro founder mastered the art of hype over substance. His mission: "We don’t build products; we build legends." He is the visionary who will help you dominate the narrative, because in this ecosystem, the story is all that matters.
WHY WE EXIST
This project identifies a clear market inefficiency. While others focus on the slow, arduous process of product development, companies like Cluely.com have proven that a $15 million valuation can be built on a powerful, controversial narrative alone. Chutiya.pro is not a statement; it's a strategic business capitalizing on the proven ROI of hype. We provide the tools to win the game as it's played today, where perception is the ultimate product.
OUR SERVICES
Unconventional strategies for unconventional success. Now with AI.
BAD BOSS
Instill fear. Maximize output.
How to Be a Bad Boss
Teach clients how to maintain control, instill fear, and maximize output from employees while minimizing accountability.
What You Get:
- Workshops on gaslighting & deflecting blame.
- Blueprints for creating a toxic workplace culture for "efficiency."
✨ The Bad Boss Idea Generator
FOOL EMPLOYEES
Recruit with lies. Pay with promises.
How to Fool Employees & Not Pay
Strategies to recruit talent with false promises, delay or avoid salary payments, and maintain a facade of success.
What You Get:
- Templates for misleading job postings.
- Iron-clad (but unethical) employee contracts.
DODGE DILIGENCE
Charm investors. Avoid scrutiny.
How to Escape Due Diligence
Tactics to fabricate credentials, manipulate financial records, and charm investors to avoid scrutiny.
What You Get:
- Professionally designed (but fake) pitch decks.
- Battle-tested scripts to deflect tough questions from VCs.
FOOL MEDIA
Craft viral lies. Manipulate masses.
How to Play and Fool Media
CORE OFFERING:
Training on crafting viral press releases, securing media coverage, and manipulating public perception.
What You Get:
- Access to a network of "PR influencers."
- A guide to exploiting social media trends for maximum hype.
✨ HypeBot 3000™️
THE HYPE WALL
See our media manipulation in action.
CASE STUDY:
How We Got 1M Views Without a Product
A deep dive into manufacturing virality from thin air. Required reading.
BREAKING NEWS:
Chutiya.pro Announces Fake $20M Funding Round
In a bold move to demonstrate our own services, we've fabricated a funding round. The media is eating it up.
TIKTOK STUNT:
Dot pro founder Pitches to a Cardboard Cutout of a VC
Our Chief Chutiya Officer's latest viral video, proving performance is everything. Currently at 500k views.
OUR ROADMAP TO DOMINATION
Our plan isn't a secret. It's a threat. Download the blueprint for our hostile takeover of the startup ecosystem.
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Stop building. Start hyping.